BREAKING: Bones of Jesus found by guy who directed "Piranha 2: the spawning"

Osama bin Laden... still out there.

(James Cameron has now managed to resink the Titanic, raise it back up again, de-surrect Jesus and prove he was married with kids, and turn arnold schwarzenegger into a megastar... maybe he can locate ObL too?? Or at least make us a robot that will travel back in time to year 2000 and shoot Ralph Nader...)